Total Medals Earned: 808 (From 103 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,800 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 17/24 (145/180 points)
Unlocked the Chicken character
Unlocked the Fancyman character
Unlocked the Ninja character
Unlocked the Pirate character
Unlocked the Purple fancyman character
Unlocked the Robot character
Unlocked the Santa character
Unlocked the Skeleton character
Unlocked the Soldier character
Unlocked the Streaker character
Unlocked the Yellowman character
Fall 100 Metres
Fall 600 metres
Fall 400 metres
Fall 800 metres
Fall 1000 metres
Fall 1200 metres
Unlocked the Bear character
Unlocked the Cloaked man character
Unlocked the Dinosaur character
Unlocked the Hazmat character
Unlocked the Knight character
Unlocked the Pumpkinman character
Unlocked the Rabbit character
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/590 points)
Kill an enemy with your fist
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill 100 enemies
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 6/12 (190/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Medals Earned: 3/26 (20/500 points)
Collect 10 stage items!
Play a good concert at the garage!
Play a sold-out concert at the garage!
Learn 1 cover!
Play a perfect song during a concert!
Do a 100 notes streak!
Play a sold-out concert at the concert hall!
Learn 5 covers!
Play a sold-out concert at the bar!
Collect 25 stage items!
Play a good concert at the bar!
Play 2 perfect songs during a concert!
Play a good concert at the theater!
Play a good concert at the concert hall!
Do a 250 notes streak!
Play a sold-out concert at the theater!
Learn 15 covers!
Collect 50 stage items!
Play 3 perfect songs during a concert!
Play a sold-out concert at the stadium!
Play a good concert at the stadium!
Do a 500 notes streak!
Learn 30 covers!
Collect 100 stage items!
Play a good concert at the park!
Play a sold-out concert at the park!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (155/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Medals Earned: 4/13 (70/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect all concept art.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!